Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Growing Cannabis; Vegetative Growth

A miniature greenhouse is the perfect environment to sprout Cannabis seeds or to grow very young clones. Home and garden supply stores sell these plastic boxes that are black on the bottom and have a transparent plastic lid. The kit that I bought had a plastic coated heating pad to go under the bottom section, to keep the sprouts at about 85 degrees, moist and happy. The heat causes the water at the bottom of the box to evaporate and condense on the transparent lid, then drip back down onto the seeds, sprouts or clones like a gentle rain.


Cannabis seeds normally produce both male and female plants. Only the female plants have the wonderful flowers with THC, so the male plants are destroyed as soon as they are distinguishable. “Feminized” seeds are available on the market from companies that claim that their seeds produce only female plants. They cost more, but save a troublesome step. Clones avoid the problem altogether, by being taken as a cutting from a “mother” plant that is known to be a high flower producing female.


I normally use one or two florescent tube lights that are “natural daylight” balanced at 5000 K. You do not want the standard florescent lights, as they produce light that is high in the green spectrum, and low in the red spectrum. Daylight balanced bulbs will produce a bluish white light that will cause the fastest vegetative growth. I keep these lights on 20 hours a day during the first two months of a plant’s life. Daylight coming through a window is my preferred light source for the mini greenhouse however, with the florescent lights only needed after dark.

The warm, moist environment will only stay moist as long as you continue to add water. Distilled water is best, but if you are going to use tap water fill your container and let it sit out overnight to allow the chemicals the government adds to the water such as chlorine to dissipate. Never put anything but room temperature or below on your plants, hot water will kill them.


I am a dirt farmer, I grow in potting soil and prefer miracle gro brand if I can get it as it has all the required plant nutrients already in the soil. I grow my marijuana in 5 gallon paint buckets from a home supply store, but I am also trying plastic “grow bags”, a heavy duty black garbage bag material container that allows more plants to fit in a tighter space than paint buckets. I like the paint buckets because of the handle to carry the plants from my indoor growing area to my outdoor growing area. The bags are harder to move. The paint buckets must be prepared with 5 or 6 holes punched into the bottom to allow water to escape, the inside edge is stronger and is better for the holes than the middle of the bucket bottom.

When the leaves of the seedlings or clones are touching the top of your miniature greenhouse, it is time to transplant them into the larger containers. I often use Miracle Gro Perlite to lighten the soil. Perlite is an amorphous volcanic glass that has relatively high water content. It makes the soil less heavy, and stores water after the soil is dry. I often put a two inch layer of Perlite in the bottom of my buckets, then add 5 inches of potting soil and mix that up with a stick. The top half of the container gets miracle gro potting soil up to about two inches from the top. I empty out an area larger than my root ball, and plant my clone or seedling an inch or two deeper than the top of the soil on the root ball. So my little plant is now half-way up its stem in soil, but it will soon reach for the light. The deeper start allows the roots to grow wider and faster.


Although some growers force their plants to start producing flowers when they are only a month old, I like to allow at least two months or more. The plants will stay in a “vegetative state”, growing like weeds, as long as you keep more than 12 hours a day of light on them. Drop to less than 12 hours a day, they will think the summer is ending, and they start to flower so they can produce seeds before they die. In the vegetative state, I like to keep the plants in sunlight all day, then with electric lights much of the night, 18-20 hours a day of light. When the plants are growing this fast, they use lots of water, so be sure to check the soil for dryness every day and water often. I add an organic fertilizer to the water once a week before the plants flower. The miracle gro potting soil comes with 6 months of plant nutrients already in it; however I am providing a rich environment.

If you are growing from non-feminized seed, then at the end of the vegetative state is when the male plants are pulled out. You identify male plants by looking for their balls. Yes, they are tiny, but male marijuana plants actually have balls at the plant’s nodes. They can be identified with a magnifying glass or loop, looking at the place where the plant stems branch and flower for tiny cannabis balls.

Once I have passed the sprouting or clone growing stage, and I have my plants in 5 gallon buckets, I use a stronger light at night. I have Metal Halide and High Pressure Sodium 500 watt bulbs that I switch out depending on if I am in the flowering or vegetative stage. The MH light is blue / white, mine is 5600k, and looks like sunlight, while the HPS bulb has an orange / red color that helps the plants to flower. I often run the florescent tube lights along with the MH lights around the edge of my garden to lighten up the dark areas.
The distance from the top of your tallest plant leaves to your very hot and very bright 500 watt or 1000 watt light is vital! You must be able to adjust the height of your light at will, or you will burn the top leaves on your plants. As I am a photographer, I just happen to have many adjustable light stands, but one of my microphone stands is just as adjustable. I have a metal “century stand” with an arm on it, and I hang my 500 watt light on the arm, and can then adjust it from 3 feet to 12 feet off the ground at will. I try to keep the light about 12-14 inches above the top of the highest leaves. This gives them all the light they can handle, without burning.

I keep a gentle electric fan blowing on my garden anytime the light is on. This also keeps the heat from damaging the plants, and helps them to become stronger. It also keeps the smell from building up! Our next article will talk about the flowering stage, but just remember; it takes strong stems to grow good buds. Pay attention to the plants in the vegetative stage, make them strong and healthy. Take care of any mold, fungus, insect or leaf rot problems that you have quickly, or you will never get to the flower stage. Grow your own medicine!


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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Growing Cannabis

I shot the this video footage of me trimming my plants
in my Outdoor Growing Area in Long Beach, CA.

My most successful and economical method of growing cannabis is based on potting soil and 5 gallon paint buckets from home depot as the most important elements, other than the plants and seeds themselves and the light to make them grow. I will write several blogs about how to become a cannabis “dirt farmer”, as you will be growing in real soil and not a hydroponic root support system. I use an indoor / outdoor method of growing whenever possible, as it saves huge amounts of money to depend upon the sun for light instead of paying the electric company for it. If you need to be stealthy or hide your weed plants in a closet, this is not the method for you. This method is for growers with a medical marijuana license, or those living in Colorado or Washington where recreational use is legal and you don’t care if someone sees your plants unless they want to steal them.

There are many methods of growing medical cannabis, and many weed farmer “wanta-bees” brag to me that their method is the best. So many hours of sunlight, so many hours of complete darkness, the right chemical as the flower begins to form, etc. So artificial, so fake, but really big nuggets! A professional Cannabis grower recently told me that the distinctive flavors of OG are mostly the result of the chemical fertilizer they are given during the flowering stage. Most of the largest nuggets, the densest bud sold in shops today are with hydroponic methods. An organic substance, often coconut shell shredded, is the medium that the cannabis roots develop in. That is not what you are doing with the “dirt farmer” method.
Sometime in December or January, you will want to take a trip to Home Depot, Lowes, Osh, or a similar home and garden supply. My shopping list will look like this:

12 Five Gallon Paint Buckets, around $3 each, one for each mature plant you want to grow.
4-6 bags of Miracle Gro Potting Mix, around $5 each
Burpee 72-Cell Self-Watering Greenhouse Kit        $20
2 inch pots for growing seeds into young plants    $5
Miracle Gro Perlite $6.99
Grow light - $10 - $500 (I already have mine, but you are going to copy my list)

To prepare the 5 gallon paint buckets to grow plants, you must create drainage holes on the bottom. I normally use a screw driver or knife to poke 5 or 6 holes near the inside edge of the bucket where it is thickest. Poke too close to the center, and the whole plastic bottom will crack, and make the bucket useless. Perlite is an amorphous volcanic glass that has relatively high water content. It makes the soil less heavy, and stores water after the soil is dry. I often put a two inch layer of Perlite in the bottom of my buckets, then add 5 inches of potting soil and mix that up with a stick. I do not add any Perlite to the upper portion of the soil. This will cause the roots of the marijuana to go deep seeking moisture. Fill the 5 gallon paint buckets to within three inches from the top with potting soil, then set them aside until you have plants to put into them.

To get your green garden growing rapidly, I suggest you buy some clones to start with. I normally buy clones that are 2-4 weeks old, and cost $5-$15 each. 

To be as safe as possible from arrest and prosecution, patients and caregivers should stay below the medical marijuana immunity law passed by the California legislature, HS 11362.77, which sets a minimum statewide guideline of 6 mature plants OR 12 immature plants AND up to 8 ounces of processed cannabis flowers. So you can buy up to 12 clones, but you can have no more than 6 in flower at any one time.

Clones will give you a jump start on your garden, but growing from seed is much cheaper if you find the right source for seeds. As I am smoking a strain that I like, when I find a seed I put it in my seed container, to sprout later. If you plan to buy seed, feminized seeds are bred to contain no male chromosomes, which ensure that every plant grown from a feminized seed will flower as a female and produce buds. If you want to avoid the learning process of identifying and removing your male marijuana plants, then feminized seed is a good choice. Priced at about $5-$10 a seed, you get a woman every time.

If you follow Doctor Smoke That Shit’s method of growing cannabis, you will take advantage of the summer sunshine. With a 4-6 months average maturity time, I try to have most of my plants at least 6-10 inches tall at the beginning of May. Then they will have the long, hot days of summer to produce big flowers. This will save you the money of keeping artificial light on the plants 24 / 7. So you need to have all of your growing supplies, seeds, buckets, lights, etc. ready to go by February or March.

My Former Outdoor Growing Area

About two years ago I lived several blocks away from my current ocean view apartment in Long Beach. My last home where I had a large cannabis garden was a few blocks north, where I had a huge back yard the size of a soccer field, all fenced with a 6 foot redwood fence. Right next to my house, I fenced off a 20’ x 30’ area with 8 foot tall bamboo screening material from Home Depot. I drove 2” x 4” wooden fence posts into the ground at each corner, and made a totally private, screened in garden area right next to my house. I would carry my plants in the five gallon paint buckets outside every morning so they would get sun. The ones in flower would be taken to a dark room at night in the house; the ones in vegetative stage would get artificial light all night long in the house. So in the vegetative stage, the plants are getting fresh air and sunlight during the day, and electric light all night long. The ones in flower get 12 hours light, 12 hours dark, but I am not nearly as picky about the 12 hours as many growers. Once the plants start flowering, another hour of dark or light will not change anything.

If your home does not allow for an outdoor growing area, then you will be confined to window light for your “outdoor” light during the day. Not as good, but better than artificial light all the time. Note that the visitors to your home will ask about your house plants if you keep them in the living room, and your neighbors might comment about them as well. If you grow a jungle in the room where you are keeping your indoor cannabis, the other plants may fool the casual observer into thinking that they are house plants as well.

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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Florence Green Garden

First Time Visitors, tell the staff “Doctor Smoke That Shit Sent Me” to get an extra special gift, in addition to any standard first time visitor gift bud they give you.

I visited Florence Green Garden to see my friend Eric and checked on their deals over Thanksgiving weekend. They had good quality 1/8ths for $10. Not shake, not crumbs, but big whole nuggets of well grown Cannabis Indica. It was not harsh or nasty; the buzz was fast coming on with the standard “Happy, Horny, Hungry and Sleepy” effects from classic Indica. I liked it a lot, so I went back for 5 more bags, walking out with over a half ounce for fifty bucks, which is what I pay for one 1/8th in at my Long Beach Pharmacies. This is why I get on the Los Angeles / Long Beach Blue Line Metro and ride 3 hours round trip to visit Florence Green Garden.

I walked away with 3 – 5 times more medical marijuana when I went to Florence Green Garden, as compared to my local Long Beach Pharmacies.

My sister lives across the street from Florence Green Garden, so last year before I moved back to Long Beach I rented a room from her for a few months. During that time I visited Florence Green Garden six days out of seven, I became good friends with Eric, manager and grower for FGG. Eric is brilliant, speaks 4 languages, loves off road 4 wheeling, and has my respect as a talented, compassionate grower of medical marijuana. You understand that Doctor Smoke That Shit, A.K.A. me, started growing recreational marijuana when I was 14 years of age and grow great weed. 

When I say that Eric knows his shit about growing shit, you can be sure that Dr. Smoke That Shit is NOT full of shit!

So was it luck, fate, my Higher Power or just good business research that made the owners of Florence Green Garden put their shop across the street from the third biggest pothead in Los Angeles? I offer my respect to you and your home boy dog, for getting the first and second place awards for consuming the most medical herb per day. It’s always 4:20 at your house!

Don’t expect all of the medicine at FGG to be $10 an 1/8th ounce. On today’s WeedMaps.com menu they list grams starting at $1 a gram for shake, to $10 a gram for top shelf strains like Warlock OG, Green Crack and Mango Lavender. I do not see any top shelf strain listed at over $30 an 8th ounce on their menu. They have strains like Sour OG and Grand Daddy Purple for $15 an 8th. The most expensive whole ounce price on today’s menu is for Green Crack at $240 an ounce.

The ladies that work at Florence Green Garden and I always flirt with each other and have a good time. Sometimes when I come to hang out and not just buy and run, they smoke me up for free. Always happy to see me, I enjoy seeing all of their beautiful faces. However, it is my friend Eric that manages the growing and donation process, and you would do well to get to know him. Eric knows more about medical marijuana then 95% of the people I know personally, yet he does not use his own product on a regular basis like I do. He really seems to care about people who are in pain, and gives them an honest value for their money.

Hours & Info

SUNDAY
10:00am - 10:00pm
MONDAY
10:00am - 10:00pm
TUESDAY
10:00am - 10:00pm
WEDNESDAY
10:00am - 10:00pm
THURSDAY
10:00am - 10:00pm
FRIDAY
10:00am - 10:00pm
SATURDAY
10:00am - 10:00pm

ADDRESS
2050 W Florence
Los Angeles, California, 90047

EMAIL

PHONE
323-805-3924



Monday, December 9, 2013

All American Healing Group

Tell them “Doctor Smoke That Shit sent me” to get an extra free gift on your first visit!

All American Healing Group -
Where the Healing Begins

Located in the Morningside Park area of Los Angeles just south of downtown, the All American Healing Group is worth my three hour ride on the metro from Long Beach. Why? Because if I am spending more than $50, it will go at least twice as far at this Medical Marijuana Pharmacy at 1938 W. Florence Ave. than at my favorite Long Beach Pharmacies. You see, I am not called “Doctor Smoke That Shit!” for nothing. I normally consume ¼ to ½ an ounce of bud a day, as I live with non-stop pain, and marijuana is my pain medication. See http://www.allamericanhealing.com/

The first time I visited All American Healing Group last week, I was pleasantly surprised by the comfortable waiting area for their patients. Instead of the normal South Central Los Angeles look of jail cells, wire cages and speaking through tiny cracks, this place has a receptionist sitting at a desk. The seating area is carpeted, with comfortable chairs and homey decorations. I was invited unto a back room, where there was a flat screen TV with current prices on their selection of concentrates, edibles, wax and about 30 strains of bud. However, the man behind the counter told me that in addition to the standard prices on the TV screen, they also had a “buy one, get one free” deal on several top shelf strains, however they use the word “donate one, get one free.”

So the for the $50 I spent, I got two top shelf 1/8 strains. Dennis was behind the counter, and he gave me a free $10 brownie as my gift for being a first time patient, as we talked a little more and he put a second brownie in my bag, along with some free shake. I left with more than twice as much medicine compared to a first time visit to my Long Beach pharmacies, and I was eager to try the brownies. The brownie was moist, fresh and delicious, with very little “weed taste” that you sometimes get with edibles. If you tell them “Doctor Smoke That Shit” sent you on your first visit, in addition to their normal gifts, you will get something extra in your bag that other first time visitors will not receive.

What will bring me back into All American Healing? How about free gram Wednesdays? Here are the specials they list on WeedMaps.com for the week of December 9, 2013. http://www.allamericanhealing.com/ 

DOGO ALL DAY EVERYDAY (Donate one, get one free, $25 an 1/8 final top shelf price)
BRAIN OG, TURNUP OG, MARS OG, BUBBA KUSH, GREEN RIBBON, BLUE RIBBON, MOONBERRY, PINE OG

2Gs for $30 PREMIUM TOP SHELF
2Gs for $25 TOP SHELF
7Gs for $60 PREMIUM TOP SHELF
7Gs for $50 TOP SHELF

So here is what you need to know.


Hours & Info

SUNDAY
12:00am - 5:00pm
MONDAY
9:00am - 11:00pm
TUESDAY
9:00am - 11:00pm
WEDNESDAY
9:00am - 11:00pm
THURSDAY
9:00am - 12:00am
FRIDAY
12:00am - 12:00am
SATURDAY
12:00am - 12:00am
ADDRESS
1938 W. Florence Ave.
Los Angeles, CA, 90047
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EMAIL
PHONE

310-912-9966

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Dude, Don't Smoke That Shit . . .

Dude, Don’t Smoke That Shit . . .

. . . Vaporize and Eat More of Your Meds


Hi, my real name is Dennis Ray Davis, but some of my family members call me “Dennis . . . Smoke that Shit!” That’s because I wake up and start smoking my medical marijuana before anyone else is awake, and I continue to smoke throughout the day 10 -15 times a day until at night I smoke my last bowl of heavy duty an Indica  like Louis XIII to help me sleep. You see, I inherited degenerative spine disease from my mother, and that along with carpal tunnel syndrome surgery in both hands gives me a case of non-stop pain day and night.

“Why don’t you try xyz pain pill?” I can hear my readers asking me now. I have prescriptions for many of them – hydrocodone, oxycontinUltram (tramadol)Vicodin, or whatever pain pill I wanted my medical team would provide as I live with insomnia and pain. The problem with all of those medications is I cannot tolerate the long-term side effects of the various drugs. Hydrocodone Bitartrate and Acetaminophen make up Vicodin, and although it reduces the pain, it makes me itch while I am using it, then it makes me mean, depressed, weak and moody the next day. Medical Marijuana has almost no side effects at all for me, if I take it in the correct dose, and vaporize or eat my medicine rather than smoke it. If I only smoke I cough too much.

The biggest problem with smoking medical marijuana as a primary method of obtaining pain relief is one of dosage. The difference between enough THC to block some of the pain and make the person feel better and able to work, and the amount of THC that makes the patient feel “high” and therefore unable to work with a clear mind can vary greatly from using one kind of marijuana as compared to another. For example, patient Susan, a 62 year old former graphic designer with carpal tunnel syndrome, needs heavy indicia at night to sleep, such as one of the O.G. strains. Indicas makes Susan happy, horny, hungry and sleepy, effects that recreational users long for but Susan views as side effects of her daily pain killer. However, one O.G. strain of plant might have 9% THC and another 24%. Susan might need to smoke 3 pipes filled with her medicine if she were using one strain of herb vs. another.

The problem Susan encounters is that if she smokes two bowls of medicine XXX, thinking it has about the same strength T.H.C. content has the last medicine she smoked, Susan will get over medicated, and experience the “high” feeling she was trying to avoid. Susan wants controlled pain relief so that she can continue to do her graphic design on the computer. She wants her mind as clear as possible so that she can think about her work, yet with enough of her preferred pain medication to keep the edge off of her aching, constant, throbbing wrists and forearms every time she spends 20 minutes on the computer. Susan coughs all the time from smoking her medicine 5-9 times a day. Many of Susan’s issues with the side effects of smoking her medicine could be resolved by using vaporizers more, and smoking less. However the issue of dosage is better addressed by eating her medicine rather than smoking it. This way Susan can eat a controlled amount of medicine with a known amount of THC/CBD.

Sativa vs Indica

I like to use Sativas or hybrids during the day and Indicas before bed. Sativa strain cannabis are known for a cerebral high, known by many as a “head high”. Sativa subspecies produce a euphoric high, lifting the consumer’s mood and therapeutically relieving stress. Cannabis Sativa helps me to be creative, to write better, to be more cheerful and bubbly. It is really useful for a person dealing with depression. Some of my favorite strains of Cannabis Sativa are Blue Dream, Sour Diesel and Jack Herer.

Cannabis Indica differs from the Sativa subspecies. Indica has lower levels of THC than Sativa, but higher levels of the Cannabinoid CBD. Indica strains relax the muscles and work as general analgesics, helping with sleep. Like Susan, Cannabis Indica makes me feel happy, horny, hungry and sleepy. However, Indica is a much better pain reliever than Sativa, as it is known as a “body high” vs. Sativa which is known as a “head high”. Some of my favorite Indica strains are O.G. Kush, Purple Kush, O.G., Afghan O.G., Blueberry Kush, Chemdawg 4, Louis XIII, Mango and Obama O.G.


Hybrid mixes of Indica / Sativa result in some very fine strains. Girl Scout Cookies is an excellent anxiety and stress reliever, and makes me feel so happy that I cannot stop giggling like a little girl if I smoke too much. I also enjoy AK-47, Fire O.G., Purple Grape Kush, Sour Skunk and Jack Herer.


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